7.29.14 - John Baker comes in to pitch in the 16th. John Baker is a catcher. John Baker throws scoreless inning. John Baker scores winning run in bottom of the 16th, because John Baker is a gosh-darn superhero.
So, Jack White was at the Cubs game last night.
Happy Opening Day!
Theodore Roosevelt Lilly III, ladies and gentlemen.
Tis how I feel about the evil shitty St Louis Cardinals!